Life in the fishbowl

Today is the first time me and Jim are posting so we thought we should post about how we got the ability to even go to blogger sense we're fish living in a fishbowl. Are owner Gary was having a party(A beer party) and it went on for about five hours. That's five hours of drinking but in the first five minutes everyone starts throwing up(the softies). So after everyone stops throwing up they're still pretty drunk one of them walks over to are fishbowl and starts talking to us. This guy was nuts, so he starts talking to us and we're just looking at him chatting away and here's whats scary he thinks we're talking back. So sometimes he gets angry and starts banging on the glass then he feels bad and starts hugging the bowl. So eventually he said "I feel sorry for you unable to call your family in the sea" so he gives us his phone(which is waterproof) and says "Now you can call your family any time you want". Turns out the phone had unlimited internet but no calling plan at all.