The Fair

Today the fair moved to the fish bowl(which is pretty hard considering how small the fish bowl is). I think Jim enjoyed ripping of all the games by knocking out all of the clerks with a bat and stealing all the prizes. But I wish he didn't pillage the toaster store I don't think my head can take much more of this. To avoid a major concussion I went to see the jugglers. It sounded something like this "One, Two, Three boink, boink, boink %$@* %$@* %$@*". The lion tamer sounded similar but not the same. It sounded something like this "back, back, back stand, stand, stand gulp, gulp, gulp". After I'd finished watching the jugglers curse I went to find the clowns I needed a good laugh sense Jim had banned laughing from the fish bowl because it was one of the million things he hated. When I got to the clown house I saw Jim swimming out really fast with a mob of clowns behind him. Turns out Jim insulted the clowns about laughing to much but the clowns wanted to laugh so they formed a mob and chased us out. That's the least illegal exit we've made in a long time.